Dlisted — Seen below looking like a cracked out troll making sweet love to the air, Charlie Sheen was on Letterman last night to promote the next 90 episodes of Anger Management (not joking) and while he was there he let the world know that he's going to ... more info

Dlisted — Brad Pitt is no longer the only millionaire hobo hawking bottles of stank on the stroll, because E! News says that Dior is putting $12 million in Robert Pattinson's Styrofoam donation cup for his services as the new face of their men's frag... more info

Dlisted — In a few years, bitchy bloggers and gossiping whores will need the perfect picture to Photoshop a jagged break line into when Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel eventually get a divorce, so People will be providing that picture on the cover of tomorr... more info

Dlisted — Above is a video of Kristen Stewart, Rupert Sanders, Charlize Theron and some other people from Ho White and The Husband having dinner together at a restaurant in Berlin a couple of months ago. KStew giving off the sexuality of a wet Styrofoam peanu... more info

Dlisted — Because Hallmark doesn't make a Hoops & Yoyo "Sorry I Let Your Man Lap Up My Punane" e-card yet, Kristen Stewart is supposedly writing an apology letter to Rupert Sanders' wife Liberty Ross. In case you don't already know, Liberty'... more info

Dlisted — TMZ says that long before Minka Kelly, seen here poking the eyes out of her dog friend (or whatever the hell she's doing in that picture above) a couple of weeks ago, made a piece of Styrofoam look like it's full of emotions by trying to a... more info

Dlisted — TMZ posted a picture today of Drew Barrymore and her fiancé Will Kopelman leaving a doctor's office in Beverly Hills last week and she's got a fresh out of the machine ultrasound scan in her hand. TMZ thinks that because Drew is an engaged... more info

Dlisted — Lip and eyelid abuser Kristen Stewart has Michelle Trachtenberg to thank for having everything a ho could ever want including millions of dollars shoved into her chain wallet and a loving boyfriend who she is contractually obligated to lick on until ... more info

Totally Fuzzy — Listen to The Wooden Birds - Two Matchsticks before it arrives on June 7. And we got a little bonus for you as well... The Wooden Birds are a band from Austin, Texas (with members also in Brooklyn, NY), led by former American Analog Set frontman, A... more info

3hive — I have this tendency to get addicted to songs to the point that the people around me begin throwing heavy objects at my throat and knee-caps. The detox process consists of playing the song over and over while I write a little narrative of my relation... more info