Dlisted — I haven't felt this excited about an artist's grand return since Kate Bush released Aerial. (On a possibly related note: today is unofficially International Sarcasm Day.) After taking a long break from failing at lip-synching and being the... more info

411 Mania — Amber's booty, Aubrey's rack, Avril in a sexy sailor costume... more info

Chorus.fm — *Cassadee Pope (http://www.absolutepunk.net/tags/cassadee pope/)* will perform a duet (http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/reality-rocks/exclusive-voice-contestants-finale-duet-partners-announced-200939888.html) with Avril Lavigne on the Season 3 finale of ... more info

Metal Injection — A few months ago, Avril Lavigne and Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger announced they were getting engaged. For some reason, this has made Avril decide to cover Nickelback's big hit, and she suceeded in the sense of making something less tolerable... more info

Metalsucks — Demand that these two talentless ass clowns never procreate. more info

Metalsucks — Singer covers husband's awful song. more info

411 Mania — The Mayans were right... more info

Chorus.fm — Remember that (http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=2928702) *Nickelback (http://www.absolutepunk.net/tags/nickelback/)* cover *Avril Lavinge (http://www.absolutepunk.net/tags/avril lavigine/)* was doing to do for that anime movie? Well, a ne... more info

411 Mania — She has some good ideas.. more info

ContactMusic — Chad Kroeger says working with fiancee Avril Lavigne is ''like taking a bazooka to a knife fight!''The Nickelback singer worked with the 'What The... more info