Dlisted — Which mega-star's reputation is being trashed by a tranny in Miami? The endowed lass is telling anyone who'll listen all about his embarrassing sexual positions. (Gatecrasher) I'm getting a Colin Farrell vibe from this shit, but his d... more info

Dlisted — Which TV personality is “too white” for a Spanish-based program? He test-ed well, but execs were worried because he doesn’t really speak the language. (Gatecrasher) AC Slater 4 Evah? Which divorced celebrity parents should both be ... more info

Dlisted — After A-Roidy admitted to juicing up, he ran back to his ex-wife Cynthia instead of finding comfort in Vadge's big, roidy labia lips. This does not please Vadge. Hear He-Vadge roar! Some nosy bitch tells Gatecrasher that after the sort-of roid s... more info

Dlisted — If you're ever invited to Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick's Chelsea nest, make sure your fingers are working so you can plug your nose, because apparently that place reeeeeeks. Gossip Girl's leading whores never clean that shit claims a... more info

Dlisted — You certainly know both of the actors involved in this. The two actors at this point were both C list. They had already descended from their highest levels (B+ with A list name recognition) and were now staring at their own mediocrity and failed care... more info

Dlisted — This D list male singer with A list name recognition always says how much he loves his celebutante girlfriend in public. I bet he does considering how she lets him sleep with as many other women as he wants. She considers it the price for staying in ... more info

Dlisted — Which baseball heartthrob may be playing for the other team? He secretly slides into bed with Florida fellas. (Gatecrasher) I've been waiting for a good gay blind item, but this one is about sports. Ugh. My guess is A-Rod? Vadge's roided-up... more info

Dlisted — Which cheesy reality star goes on $30K shopping sprees and returns all items the next day when she realizes she can’t actually afford them? (Gatecrasher) There's a tightrope to bankruptcy... My final guess is the wig cemetery known as Kim... more info

Dlisted — Which young celebrity should be reported to the humane society? She made a big fuss over a new puppy a while back, bringing it everywhere with her. Then the dog got older and bigger and more unruly, and the novelty wore off. She stopped traveling wit... more info

Dlisted — Which tiny celeb makes his aides pick out all of the red sweeties out of a bag of M&M's because that's the only color he likes? (3am Girls) Does Mini-Me even have aides (not that kind)? He's my guess, but if this is true, then I hope t... more info