Dlisted — It's time to gargle your private areas with a daily dose of the feminine hygiene product that is John Mayer. This morning, John's homemade brew has a heaping dose of delusion which will make your 'gina extra squeaky. Yesterday, John ho... more info

Dlisted — Gatecrasher is saying that Cameron Diaz might be rubbing her crusty pizza face all over Adam Levine's nalgas. Does this mean their Hollytard couple name is Camerooooon? You know, because he's in Maroon 5 and shit? No, how dare I use the nam... more info

PopSugar — John Mayer and his brother had dinner at Katsuya in LA on Saturday before heading over to My House where John thought it was hilarious to emerge covered in lipstick kisses. He stopped and danced to "Man in the Mirror" for photographers, twittering ab... more info

ET Online — John Mayer was approached by photographers while out on the town, but this time he asked the questions. He's also seen covered in kisses later in the night. Hollywood.tv caught up with the singer as he began to yell comments out to the paparaz... more info

Perez Hilton — John Mayer was up to his usual fame-whoring antics outside My House nightclub in Hollywood on Saturday night. The singer, who no doubt was on the tail end of a night of hard-pAArtying, displayed some less than impressive Jacko-inspired dance moves t... more info

Dlisted — Lord of the Douchebags, John Mayer, left a club in Los Angeles last night with his t-shirt and face covered in lipstick kisses. John joked that he really scored. Yeah, I wouldn't consider going into the bathroom, putting lipstick on your mouth a... more info

TMZ — John Mayer's a smart guy ... he's good at math. He knows, even if Jennifer Aniston is hotter than any two woman combined, that if he bags 14 chicks in one night... who needs Friends? ... Permalink more info

Dlisted — John Mayer really does have the perfect lines for picking up pussy. Jesse James (not the creepy hot piece married to Sandra Bullock, but some pop singer wannabe with dusty eyebrows) told WFAN Sports Radio (via Page Six) that she met John at some bar ... more info

PopSugar — Jennifer Aniston cuddled up to yet another young costar earlier today on the Brooklyn set of The Baster. She's focusing on her film career right now, but stories are still circulating about her personal life and recent split from John Mayer. The late... more info

Perez Hilton — Gurl, two words: SHUT UP! Do you honestly think any of us care about you or what you did with that tool, John Mayer? She must, because actress mediawhore Scheana Marie, just keeps on blabbing about him. Now, she wants to let us know how truly pathet... more info