TMZ — Perhaps John Mayer misses the sweet smell of Jennifer Aniston. But really, John, a man-kini on a cruise ship?110 passengers became ill and were taken off the boat -- John's performance made them sick. See Also Jack's Kid Mayer or May Not Look..... more info

Dlisted — John Mayer kicked off his annual Mayercraft Cruise in Long Beach, CA yesterday looking like he wandered in from the set of a 70s fuck flick called The Love Motorboat. John's pussy does look tight, though. However, those shorty shorts are making ... more info

PopSugar — Jennifer Aniston started working on her new movie, The Baster, in NYC this week. While she was busy with rehearsals, John Mayer was across the country packing for the Mayercraft carrier. Jen and John weren't the... more info

The Daily Mail — Jennifer Aniston's former partner John Mayer donned white hot pants and a sailor outfit to perform onboard a cruise ship yesterday. more info

Rolling Stone — Photo: Deano /Beetham / Splash News John Mayer hit the high seas this week as his annual Mayercraft Carrier set sail for a few days of hot licks and guitar face. Also, Rihanna stepped out with some new ink, which wouldn’t be that newsworthy had the... more info

The Mirror — John Mayer has distanced himself from the twitterati. more info

PopSugar — After posing for photos on the red carpet, John Mayer took the stage to perform at the One Splendid Evening concert last night, along with Jordin Sparks and Gavin Rossdale. While their music was the main event of the night, John also made a splash by... more info

VH1 News — Although it had America laughing, John Mayer has yet to see Justin Timberlake's impression of him from "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon." more info

Perez Hilton — Here's a lesson to all you tech lads out there: if you're going to be Twittering, make sure you also set aside time for your girlfriend. Because apparently it was a Tweet (or 2 or 3 or 4…or 500) that broke the camel's back in Jennifer Aniston's rel... more info

The Newsroom — John Mayer opens up about coping with gossip and talks about his latest frenzy: Twitter. (March 27) more info