Jam! Showbiz Music, Canada — There are few things in this world that can unite fans of The Rolling Stones, Madonna and The Monkees -- and make them all homicidal. more info

Reuters — A year after Madonna called him "emotionally retarded," former husband Guy Ritchie said in an Esquire magazine interview that hit the Web on Wednesday that he still loves her, but that she is "retarded" herself. more info

MADONNA is buying her lover Jesus Luz a plush £1.7m apartment in heart of New York more info

411 Mania — Plus new debuts from Breaking Benjamin, Alice In Chains, Madonna, and others... more info

People.com — The director says his ex can outdo any 23-year-old at making things happen more info

Jam! Showbiz Music, Canada — Seven new albums crashed the top 10 this week in Canada, topped by Madonna at No. 1. more info

Perez Hilton — Look who's talking??? Guy Ritchie is clearly trying to get himself some attention, which we'll gladly give him, on the note that we think he is a total asshat for bringing up Madonna in any capacity after being divorced for almost a year. In an inter... more info

MTV.com News — Paramore's Brand New Eyes debuts just behind Babs and beats Mimi's latest on the Billboard Albums chart.By Gil Kaufman Paramore's Hayley Williams Photo: Tim Mosenfelder/ Getty Images Paramore shouldn't feel too bad that they were just bare... more info

Kings of A&R — Barbra Streisand ‘Love is The Answer’ (180,415) Paramore ‘Brand New Eyes’ (175,112) Mariah Carey ‘Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel’ (167,912) Breaking Benjamin ‘Dear Agony’ (134,489) Alice In Chains ‘Black Gives Way To Blue’ (126,146... more info

Topix — Madonna has accepted damages from a British newspaper for publishing pictures of her wedding to Guy Ritchie that she said had been stolen from her home. more info