Persona Sauna — In response to the picture above, Kanye posted the following remarks on his blog:"FRESH ASS PICTURE!!! YO WHY CAN'T ALL PAPARAZZI PHOTOS BE THIS GOOD? WELL OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE MOST CELEBS JUST AREN'T RIHANNA LOL! ... BUT ON THE REAL, THIS PIC IS HARDC... more info

Dlisted — Oh, that Kanye! He really knows how to keep the LOLs rolling through the internets. He should take his act on the road and call it the Delusional Kings of Comedy! Kanye just loves to fart in his own hand, inhale it (it's like helium), hit the CA... more info

The Newsroom — v5478, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Wednesday May 13 2009. Madonna's Brazillian hunk Jesus Luz takes a stroll in Manhattan. The model declined to answer when asked how things were going with Madonna. Video: PacificCoastNewsVideo.com UK OFFICE: +44 131 557 7... more info

Stereogum — A photo of Rihanna near a taxi triggers Kanye's latest meditation on modern pop superstars: "Justin in the new Mike, Beyonce's the new Tina Turner, Gaga's Madonna, Jay is Sinatra... Wayne is Hendrix, Thom Yorke is Roger Waters..." I thought Jamie Fox... more info

Perez Hilton — Now that Madonna's through with Alex Rodriguez, the slugger is left to his own romantic devices. And what should he dig up but a washed up Kate Hudson? The romantic comedy staple was spotted at Friday's baseball game at Yankee Stadium and she and A-R... more info

Yahoo! Music UK — Dotmusic - She and lover did not attend 'commitment ceremony' more info

Perez Hilton — Nice day for a whit wedding? Not quite! Despite rumors that Madonna and her boy toy Jesus Luz are planning to get married have a commitment ceremony, Kabbalah style, that's not true - the Queen of Pop's rep has said. But, what is true is that her Mad... more info

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The Mirror — Madonna has denied going through any kind of 'committment ceremony' with her Brazilian model lover Jesus Luz - despite speculation after she emerged from a Kabbalah meeting at the weekend dressed in white, more info

The Daily Mail — Madonna denies wedding rumours but goes to Kabbalah service dressed in white more info