Abeano — Do not adjust your monitors folks, for yes, that bushy, bewildered face that looks as though it’s spent the last three months having fried food and Tennents’ Super stuffed into belongs to none other than former rehab graduate, Oscar-nomina... more info

Spinner.com — Filed under: The Chum BucketSpinner.com: Which tours made the most money in 2008? [Brooklyn Vegan] Did you know that Andrew W.K. writes an advice column ... in Japan? [Smartass Radio] P. Diddy is treating the Obama inauguration like a night out at M... more info

TMZ — For all those betting on today's Orange Bowl, there's now a wild card... and his name is Diddy. Brian Kelly, coach for the Cincinnati Bearcats, moved the team from their posh hotel in Miami Beach because P. Diddy and Co. checked in and the coach fe... more info

Spinner.com — Filed under: The Chum BucketSpinner.com: Apparently Chris Martin can ride the London Tube to a gig without getting recognized. We have no words. [Socialite Life] Here are six musicians who predicted their own deaths. Have at it, conspiracy theorists... more info

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Undercover, Australia — P. Diddy has made a short film to promote his new fragrance, ‘I Am King’ and the film, he blogs, is officially his audition tape to become the first black James Bond. more info

TMZ — Filed under: Talk Sports Plaxico Burress has finally made a good decision -- by hiring the lawyer that got P. Diddy a unanimous "not guilty" in his 1999 gun case.Burress is teaming up with Benjamin Brafman, who told us: "Yes I am representing him [... more info

E! Online — Answer: Justin Timberlake, 50 Cent, Miley Cyrus, Mariah Carey, P. Diddy, Beyoncé, Christina Aguilera, Fall Out Boy and Taylor Swift. Question: What your iPod plays when you hit... more info

E! Online — Answer: Justin Timberlake, 50 Cent, Miley Cyrus, Mariah Carey, P. Diddy, Beyoncé, Christina Aguilera, Fall Out Boy and Taylor Swift. Question: What your iPod plays when you hit... more info

Buzzgrinder — I don't know how newsworthy this is, but I stumbled upon this awesome picture and came up with the witty headline above — because I'm hilarious and want to impress you. It's P. Diddy in his gold shoes, and he's stepping in what I assume is dog... more info