Dlisted — Over the weekend, England was filled with more white powder than the inside of Paris Hilton's vagina and so the airport situation was like John Travolta's b-hole after a "pass around patty" sauna orgy: messy and congested. Planes were force... more info

Guardian Music — A spin-off from a YouTube act that's attracted more than two million subscribers, this painfully unfunny comedy features Fred (Lucas Cruikshank), an awkward US high school kid, who spends his time being humiliated and fantasising when not talking str... more info

Metalsucks — Eliran Kantor is on quite a roll this year: The cover art for Sigh’s Scenes from Hell, Atheist’s Jupiter, and now Sodom’s In War and Pieces have all kicked ass so hard that there’s now a spot on my butt that reads “Reserved for Eliran Kant... more info

Metalsucks — Congrats to reader Nick Lynn, who correctly identified last week’s logo as belonging to the band  Rotten Stigmatosis. Nick wins any two CDs and/or DVDs from whatever the hell we have lying around the mansion this week. Nick, please check your e-ma... more info

411 Mania — The year was 1986 and everything changed for heavy metal as some of the most influencial albums were unleashed. We look at Metallica's Master Of Puppets, Slayer's Reign In Blood, Fates Warning's Awaken The Guardian, Kreator's Pleasure To Kill plus m... more info

Metalsucks — Y’know what would be awesome? If the Teutonic Big Three (that would be Kreator, Destruction, and Sodom) all toured together. “Take that, American Big Four!” the line-up would seem to say, followed by spitting and some curses mumbled in German. ... more info

Guardian Music — Royal Opera House, LondonDavid McVicar's production of Salome reimagines Strauss in terms of Pier Paolo Pasolini's Salò, which in turn relocates Sade's 120 Days of Sodom to fascist Italy. It provoked an equivocal response when it was new in 2008. So... more info

Metalsucks — #5 – Necrophagist Technical German death metal that crushes! #4 – Scorpions Check out “China White.” You can’t really go wrong with Scorps – even the mainstream hits are great. But this tune is a classic. What a riff! You’re headban... more info

Pitchfork — Photo by Eirik Lande Memorial Day weekend is here in just a few hours, which means summer unofficially starts right about now. Among many other awesome things, that means we're now heading straight into summer festival season. If you've got the t... more info

Metalsucks — We’re just days away from Maryland Deathfest 2010, which will take place from May 28-30 in Baltimore, Maryland. This year’s edition of the annual fest promises to be the best one yet, with a line-up that includes Gorguts, Autopsy, Obituary, Ento... more info