Metalsucks — Like nearly everyone else on this site, I have spent my share of time at shows, both in and out of the pit. How is it that people can come together in a cramped club, run into each other, and stage dive onto one another, but manage to not get sued f... more info

Perez Hilton — How the HELL did this go unnoticed for seven years? Apparently Khloe Kardashian has had a WARRANT for her arrest out since 2003, and only just appeared in court today to clear the mess up because of an altercation with a tranny in December!! Way back... more info

Perez Hilton — What's next, parking in handicapped spaces??? YESsica Alba parked her Hybrid GMC in the red zone to stop and grab a cup of coffee in Beverly Hills on Tuesday afternoon! Lawbreaker!!! We know parking in Bev Hills sucks, but come on! [Image via Rame... more info

Perez Hilton — Even Mariska Hargitay sounds like she's on Team CoCo! The Law and Order: SVU actress opened up about the show's dwindling numbers after they moved to the 9 p.m. time slot to make room for Jay Leno's ill-fated primetime show: "Nobody knew when the sho... more info

Perez Hilton — Uh, oh! Lynne Curtin of The Real Housewives of Orange County and her husband Frank were scheduled to appear in court yesterday to answer questions about the $1.2 million judgment they had been ordered to pay a former business partner. But the twosome... more info

Here Comes The Flood — Nowhere Boy is a movie portrait of an insecure young man who would become one of the biggest names in music ever. John Lennon was raised by his aunt Mimi, fell out with his mother Julia, and was saved by rock 'n' roll. The movie will be in theaters... more info

Perez Hilton — As if people needed anymore reasons to hate on Kristin Cavallari. Turns out the reality TV vixen has charmed her way out of a hefty ticket and out of getting her car towed! While out to lunch yesterday in Hollywood with a friend, Cavallari apparently... more info

Dlisted — While Michael Lohan continues to pull secret recorded audio tapes out of his ass (a trick he learned in prison), White Oprah has ordered her attorneys, The Law Offices of Harvey Birdman, to stomp over to the Nassau County District Attorney's off... more info

The Vinyl Villain — I'm off later today to the city of Dundee to watch my beloved Raith Rovers in a league match. The photo above is not some sort of visual trick. The stadium in the foreground is Dens Park, home of Dundee FC, while just 50 or so yards beyond it, on th... more info