Stopcryingyourheartout.com — Ticketmaster updateOasis at Wembley Stadium, 9th and 11th-12th July 2009- Ticket Dispatch UpdateAs of today 17th June, we are currently preparing to commence printing and packing these tickets. Dispatch will commence ASAP. Please keep checking back f... more info

Perez Hilton — We caught you! R-Patz was spotted smoking all over New York City on Monday!!! Ewww. We love Robert, but we don't want to see our baby give himself lung cancer! Or emphysema! Or even yellow teeth and bad breath!!! Ditch the cancer sticks ASAP, R-Patz... more info

JamBase — JamBase Technology Summer Internship IMPORTANT NOTE: PLEASE ONLY APPLY IF YOU LIVE OR WILL BE LIVING IN THE BAY AREA About the Position This is a 3 month unpaid internship program located in South of Market, San Francisco. The program is bro... more info

Starpulse — Summer is just around the corner, which means we have to get our bronzed beach glows ASAP. No one looks good pasty, right? Wrong. Maybe it's our obsession with Twilight and vampires, but some people actually look great with fair skin. They don't have... more info

MTV.com News — Dates and final lineup are still being confirmed.By Shaheem Reid Lil Wayne Photo: C. Flanigan/ Getty Images Just what we need: a really big rap tour, which is exactly what the game needs right now. A rep for Soulja Boy Tell'em told MTV New... more info

Perez Hilton — Perezicious reader Christian spotted this fine work of art in Fortaleza, Brazil, last week. Speidi hawking luxury condos! Frame this shiz and put it in a museum ASAP! We wouldn't be surprised if they actually agreed to the endorsement; we're talkin'... more info

This Scene Is Dead — Listening to a 2ManyDJ’s mix in the car last night reminded of this classic record, and the thought that I needed to get it onto the site ASAP! Released 20yrs ago, this particular track played a leading role in getting the album from which it came ... more info

Perez Hilton — The vacation you were planning to China's Love Land? Better cancel it ASAP! The sex theme park scheduled to open this October in Chongqing, China has been demolished!! Devastated. Seems like the media blitz the sex park found themselves immersed in l... more info

Perez Hilton — We need to set up a massage ASAP!!!!!!! Thank goodness Friday is here and we don't really have any plans for this weekend. Very low-key. Getting a haircut and that's about it. Perez has been pushing it hard in the gymmy gym gym. That fattie has a goa... more info

Perez Hilton — We think Lindsanity should ditch her car and replace it with a bicycle ASAP because apparently every car La Loca owns is bound to get banged up! Skin 'n' Bonehan wasn't even in her Maserati Tuesday night when the valet at Cecconi's restaurant in Wes... more info