Pitchfork — Sŵn, I have it on rather good authority, is the Welsh word for noise. And boy howdy, is there ever going to be a lot of that Sŵn pouring into the Welsh capital of Cardiff November 14-16 as the Sŵn Festival makes its way to a number of venues... more info

Dlisted — We finally got to hear Kim's gift from god on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" last night and I hope she got a gift receipt with it, because her voice is whacked. The bitch sounds like a deaf seal who hit her head on a rock before falling in... more info

Guardian Music — Amy Winehouse's boss has pronounced her new material "sensational" after hearing several demos. Chairman and CEO of Universal Music Group, Lucian Grange, made the comments at the Music Industry Trust Awards earlier this week.Of course the chairman of... more info

Roadrunner - Blabbermouth — Video footage of SLAVIOR/ex-FATES WARNING drummer Mark Zonder performing two FATES WARNING songs — "The Eleventh Hour" and "Point Of View" — during his October 27, 2008 clinic at the Musicians Institute in Hollywood, California can be v... more info

AngryApe — Just days after being discharged, say reports more info

Roadrunner - Blabbermouth — SLAVIOR/ex-FATES WARNING drummer Mark Zonder has issued the following update: "This past week was a very busy week with three clinics. more info

Dlisted — Last night, I posted some shit about Amy Wino going to rehab again. Well, according to her spokesbitch, I was lie-telling. They claim Wino isn't at The Clinic to dry out, but that she's there to be treated for a chest and lung infection. I&... more info

Dlisted — Our little Crackie of Camden put on her Saturday best and skipped off to rehab in London yesterday for like the billionth time this year. Hopefully, it'll stick this time! Wino was taken to The Clinic (DUN DUN DUN) by her friend Blake Wood. Mitc... more info

Dlisted — Finally a new fucking couple that I can get behind.....and push into traffic. Seriously now! This is the greatest pairing since Brit Brit & Cheetos! Some bitch told Page Six that the head member of The Mega Slut Club, Aubrey O'Day, and squid bra... more info

Roadrunner - Blabbermouth — SLAVIOR/ex-FATES WARNING drummer Mark Zonder's October 27 clinic at the Musicians Institute in Hollywood, California will be professionally filmed for future release. more info