Perez Hilton — Someone just take Jessica Simpson out back and put her out of her misery! She's already lame - she can't even remember the words to her own songs. And now it seems that her record label has dropped her, as her name has been wiped from the rosters of ... more info

Dlisted — Eminem's shiny new video for "We Made You" started playing on MTV this morning when it really should have started playing last year. The video is a newborn baby and it already has old face. BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT! My nipples get moist wh... more info

Idolator — Eminem's "We Made You" debuted on MTV earlier this morning, and its hodgepodge of slightly cultural references—Sarah Palin, "Gimme More"-era Britney, Jessica Simpson's Dukes Of Hazzard cameo, the Lohan-Ronson romance, the words "rock star" being th... more info

Perez Hilton — Eminem has just dropped his new single and…. it's okay. We Made You is not a great song. It's not a bad song. It's thoroughly average. The rapper name-drops everyone from Jessica Simpson to Lindsay Lohan, saMAN Ronson, Ellen DeGeneres, Portia de Ro... more info

411 Mania — Jess hanging out in Mexico... more info

TMZ — Tonight on TMZ TV -- Jessica Simpson's friends make a break for her butt, Rihanna's driver forgets how to use his brakes, and Congress goes on Spring Break ... in war zones.Check your local listings. ... Permalink more info

The Daily Mail — Jessica Simpson escapes to Mexico for sunshine break... but stays covered up more info

PopSugar — Jessica Simpson didn't seem shy showing off her assets hanging out in a skimpy bikini with her friends in Mexico yesterday. After all the criticism surrounding her body this year, girlfriend looks amazing - toned, tan, and refreshed. Playful Jessi... more info

Jessica Simpson's part on CBS's April Fool's Day special, I Get That A Lot, was so well received she's considering going for a dip in the reality show pool. more info

Dlisted — Angie Harmon is trying to climb out of the black hole of irrelevancy by talking to Fox News about how she's been discriminated against in Hollywood because she's a Republican. Among other things. In part one of a two part (insert finger in... more info