(Potty Time: Excellent) Bad internets dates, brother chaperones

Saw this in the window of a rare book store, next to first editions of Alice in Wonderland and Moby Dick. The latter is a better pairing, I'm sure. Although, they both have their own connotations, I guess: Here's a beauty of a tune. It's called "Dama Dam Mast Qalandar". I guess Alice in Wonderland made me post it. For this next tale, I will relate a stomach cringing first date. It was an Internet date many, many moons ago. I guess before it was popular. I figured, "fuck it, why not?" and set out...

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