A Handful Of Tommy Titty

At last night's NYC premiere of The Romantics, Stepford Katie constantly kept putting her trained hand right below Tommy Girl's decolletage (aka the official Scientology jizz landing pad) in almost every picture. It's like she was giving him a breast exam right there in front of everyone. Or maybe that's how Tommy uploads sound bytes into her hard drive for her to spit out at the media in between her frozen smiles. It must be something like that, because I'm pretty sure ...

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