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A Refugee From RPattz's Magical Unicorn Forest

Kelis galloped into the Data Awards in Los Angeles last night looking like something Mimi's brain might burp up during a champagne-fueled daydream. What do we focus on? Do we focus on the Jane Child nostril-to-earlobe chains? The unicorn of liberty crown? The feather lashes? The mutant goat hooves? The old lady braid? NO! Direct your eyes to Kelis' suffocating vagina! The only kind of rubber a vagina wants to eat is a condom. Why does Kelis have to do her chocha like that? When she fin...

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16:18 on January 29 2010

It's not fancy dress, Kelis

US singer turns up at awards do in oddball outfit in the bid for much needed publicity more info

15:53 on January 29 2010

A Refugee From RPattz's Magical Unicorn Forest

Dlisted — Kelis galloped into the Data Awards in Los Angeles last night looking like something Mimi's brain might burp up during a champagne-fueled daydream. What do we focus ... more info

20:56 on January 29 2010

Kelis Or Chris Brownâ€”Who Did “They Say” Better?

Idolator — Two versions of the same dance track, “They Say,” surfaced this week, one recorded byÂ house music aficionado Kelis and the other by Chris Brown. Kelis (who showed ... more info

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00:31 on January 30 2010

Ava look at you, Kelis!

SINGER Kelis wears Avatar-inspired pink PVC get-up for a night out in Hollywood more info

00:00 on January 30 2010

Kelis on the hoof

The Mirror — Farmyard fashion must be all the rage, if Kelis's bizarre outfit is anything to go by. more info

12:09 on January 30 2010

Kelis breaks the fashion rules in pink latex jumpsuit and bizarre feathered eyelashes

The Daily Mail — The 30-year-old appeared to think the event was a fancy dress party - arriving in a full-body pale pink latex bodysuit. more info

12:00 on January 30 2010

KELIS "THEY SAY"

Kanye's Blog — Feat. Jean Baptiste. Click HERE to listen to the MP3... Click HERE to download the MP3... more info

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