The Jokes Write Themselves: Jason Russell, the dude behind that KONY 2012 video, was busted in San Diego for drunkenly fapping in public and vandalizing cars. Jason has since checked into a hospital for "exhaustion, dehydration and malnutrition." Well, jacking all your fluids out under the San Diego sun is pretty tiring..... - TMZ
LIES! We all know a day in the life of Kunty Karl involves kicking fat kittens and washing his hair with the crushed bones of virgins - Lainey Gossip
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