All the pregnant ladies, put your hands up!

... Hey, it was either that or "If you liked it then you shoulda put your sperm in it", but there's only so much I can get away with in the header. Anyway, it's (almost) official: Beyoncé is pregnant! And uh ... Ummmmmm ... Fuck, I already used my one Single Ladies joke, didn't I? Well, what if I said her baby is Destiny's Child? Oh God you're right, that is lame. Read the blurb while I drink until I forget how much I suck. "B was shocked. She loves kids, but she wasn't ready to be a mothe...

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