Ashlee Goes Yallaw-ish

This is the exact shade Tim Peeler was talking about when he said his friend Knobby the Sasquatch has "yallaw-ish hare-ya." It's as if Ashlee Simpson stared at the toilet after taking a 6am piss and proclaimed, "I want that color on my hare-ya!" Piss on an Ass. Okay, it's not that bad, but try telling that to Bronx Mowgli (that name still makes me iCANT inside every time I type it). If Bronx's facial expression was an Amazon review, it would give his mother's hair nil stars. ...

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