BREAKING: THERE WAS A GIRL IN LORDI

This just in: to the shock of fives of fans around the world, Lordi have announced that they are parting ways with their sole female member, Awa. “Who the fuck are Lordi?” asked one random Gwar concertgoer. Said one person who admitted to liking Lordi only after being offered a free Slipknot t-shirt, “There was [...]

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