Baby Got A Record Deal

Vadge was sick of Baby Jesus' loud ass goo goo and gagas waking her up in the middle of the day as she tries to sleep in her coffin, so she got him a record deal! That way he can cry and whine in front of a mic in a recording studio far far away. Some mothers send their children to daycare, Vadge sends hers to a recording studio! The Sun says that Baby Jesus' first single titled "We Came From Light" (insert your own Vadge vag joke here) will come out this Summer. Vadge was only able to...

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