Becks' Personal Jesus

At an AC Milan vs. Juventus game in Turin, Italy yesterday, Becks ripped off his shirt and revealed a new tattoo of Jesus hanging out on his torso. The tattoo is apparently a copy of Matthew Brooks' The Man of Sorrows painting. You know, I'm all for Jesus hanging out on Becks' torso, but just imagine going down on Becks. I mean, you're on your knees, licking on Becks' peen when you look up and see Jesus staring down at you? What do you do? Do you wait for Jesus to hold u...

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