Cindy Boo Hoo

The hardest and edgiest rabid raccoon in the dumpster behind a Hot Topic has revealed the secret ingredient to her Emo-approved angstface and why she's always shuffling around like someone just told her Emily the Strange died. It's because she eternally miiiiiiseeeeeeraaaaaaaable. And not in a "13-year-old who bases all of their manufactured emotions on Bright Eyes songs and not Cure songs because that would be soooo cliche" kind of way. She's like authentically miserable! You wou...

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