DEF LEPPARD’S PHIL COLLEN MARRIES AMAZONIAN TRANSVESTITE

I don’t think you can actually be a transvestite if you’re an Amazonian, but I don’t know how else to describe Helen L. Simmons, the incredibly tall, incredibly unattractive woman who married Def Leppard guitarist Phil Collen this past Friday. Here’s a photo that will haunt your nightmares forever: The party favors were guitar picks with the [...]

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