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Dear Pooch, Bite That Bitch!

So Katherine Heeeiggggl is holding you in her clammy arms, her mouth is wide open with her tongue in easy reach and what do you do about it? Well, if you care about mankind at all, you bite her tongue off to shut her up forever!!! Unfortunately, this doggy friend did no such thing. He might have done differently if he knew he would win a Nobel Peace Prize, a Pulitzer, an Oscar, two Emmys, Best in Show at Westminster and the 2008 United States presidential election. I forgive him. He was probably...

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14:21 on October 23 2008

Dear Pooch, Bite That Bitch!

Dlisted — So Katherine Heeeiggggl is holding you in her clammy arms, her mouth is wide open with her tongue in easy reach and what do you do about it? Well, if you care about manki... more info
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