Did Chris Martin Cheat On Fishy With Kate Bosworth?
In this week's GOOP, Fishsticks Paltrow will teach us how to make an organic stew using clumps of Kate Bosworth's hair, Chris Martin's tongue and a dash of her own tears of anger (aka essence of cunty). Fishy will serve up this delicious entree in honor of Star Magazine's claims that Chris Martin is stepping out on her with Kate Bosworth. ESCANDALO! And Fishy knows exactly what that word means since she's like full Spanish.
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Dlisted — In this week's GOOP, Fishsticks Paltrow will teach us how to make an organic stew using clumps of Kate Bosworth's hair, Chris Martin's tongue and a dash of... more info
Perez Hilton — There must be something in the air! So many cheating scandals lately!
Chris Martin, Coldplay frontman and Gwyneth Paltrow's husband, was reportedly seen making out with a... more info