Dreamboat Misses Kate Moss

When Dreamboat Doherty is sitting in front of a broken mirror, he softly weeps to himself, because he's expecting the hand of Kate Moss to cut the lines or lick the residue off one of his crack sores in his nose. And Kate's no longer there. And that's sad. Dreamy was hoping to woo Kate back at Lily Allen's show, but Lily's whores put a stop to that fuckery! Dumb bitches got in the way of crack's favorite couple getting back together. Dreamy told Q Magazine that he w...

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