Dumb Bitch Of The Day!

It's not even noon and we've already got ourselves a grade A dumb motherfucker here. Actually, a bunch of you sent this mess to me last night, but I couldn't let it fuck with my buzz. I filed it under "not today" and kept on buzzing, but today is now the day. When I was at my mom's house this past weekend, her cat (don't say the p word) was making my fucking fingernails fall off from his annoying ass behavior. This pussy would run around like it was on speed, then stop a...

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