Yo, are you serious? St. Patrick's Day? Clearly the worst thing in the entire world. First I have to go to some rooftop party at like 2 PM. For one, I shouldn't be out of bed before 3 PM. And for another, outside before 8 PM? In the sunlight? With a bunch of people with green bandanas and green flip-flops and green frat star sunglasses and a green beer bong and blah, blah, blah? Jesus. Terrifying. And I'm on this rooftop getting a sunburn and all I want is to hear "Call Me Maybe" but nobody's pl...
Panda Toes — Yo, are you serious? St. Patrick's Day? Clearly the worst thing in the entire world. First I have to go to some rooftop party at like 2 PM. For one, I shouldn't be out of... more info