Eminem wants to judge The X Factor

Could he be Simon Cowell's new secret weapon?It was only a fortnight ago that we announced Simon Cowell's graduation from Karaoke Oz to Karaoke Sauron, but already his powers intensify at a horrifying rate.To wit: Eminem has announced that he wishes to be a guest judge on The X Factor. "No disrespect to the current judges," the critically garlanded rapper explains, "but you need people who are global, platinum-selling stars. You need to prepare contestants for what it's really like out there, ...

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