FitnessBytes: Bone a boytoy!

Perpetually young-looking bitches like Madonna know of -- and rely upon their surgeons for -- many ways to maintain a fit and fabulous appearance. My favorite method requires no recovery time, just the occasional ice pack: Bone a boytoy, like sexy manchild Jesus Luz! A boytoy doesn't have to be a younger man per se, but it helps boost the ego. Sex is a vital part of your health and well-being, so everybody should do it -- and often! There are 3500 calories in a pound of fat. Hav...

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