Giada De Laurentiis Is The Perfect Wife

Looking like a wonk-eyed Tweetie Bird with a weave on, Giada De Laurentiis is on the cover of February's Redbook and inside she talks about the rumor that she spread her homemade pesto all over John Mayer's dicKKK and how she'll always be the perfect June Cleaver for her husband so his peen never wanders into the pussy of another. Since Giada is a TV star who makes millions of dollars, she puts on the apron when she gets home and makes sure to polish her husband's royal balls...

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