Since Shoe-Han has joined the Labor Pains DVD at the bottom of the barrel, White Oprah needs a new dance to keep her relevant. White Oprah is now focusing all of her attention on eco-friendly tooth brushes! Just call her Green Oprah! No, don't.
Here's the KANYE-FIED press release which is a joke in itself:
LOHAN TO LAUNCH
ECO- FRIENDLY INITIATIVE AND TO INTRODUCE ''THE LOHAN GREEN TOOTH BRUSH'' TODAY IN MANHATTAN AT PRESS CONFERENCE
LINDSAY LOHAN'S MOTHER DINA ...
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