Chatty Patty, the creepy, serial killer-eyed fake parrot that's perfect for the passive aggressive asshole or the forever aloner in your life.
On the last episode of The Soup, Joel McHale showed a fucked up, real-life infomercial for a fucked up, real-life product that exists in real life. Chatty Patty is basically a recorder inside of a plastic parrot doll with shifty eyes. Chatty Patty will gladly do all your dirty work for you and honestly, I think that evil ho gets off on it.
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