Hot Slut Of The Day!

The Goodwill Mascot! For the past week since I've been in L.A., they've been playing this one commercial from the depths of hell on a loop and it drilled into my skull and shoved itself deep inside of my brain where it refuses to move. It's Goodwill's Halloween commercial and at the very end, its annoying as shit mascot (Tip: Don't trust a whore who doesn't have whites in its eyes.) sings out this little jingle that is more torturous than any Taylor Swift song. If...

Read full article Share article