I See What You Did There, Madge

Goat-footed, wheezy, old queen Elton John kept his elder bitch fight with Madge going earlier this month when he called her a fairground stripper who needs to put it away for good. Madge didn't really respond at the time, and I just figured she was keeping her mouth shut, because she was busy learning the scent of Elton's first born so that she can get revenge on him in 18 years by swallowing that boy whole with her crotch of doom. But Madge couldn't wait that long and she respon...

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