I Think Michael Lohan Just Broke My Brain

Another day, another way Michael Lohan has found to make himself seem as completely goddamn insane as humanely possible. Case in point: Michael Lohan has commissioned a singer to create a club track dedicated to Lindsay Lohan. Because the one place you want your broke, recovering, former-junkie to be is a club, right? PARENTING, WOO! Michael says the song -- a companion piece of sorts to Lindsay's 2005 track "Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)" -- is about a "talented and beaut...

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