I Wish You Into The Twilight Corn Maze

The world already has the Twilight shower curtain, the Twilight lip chap and the Twilight dildo. So, naturally, we now have the Twilight corn maze. And you can thank Utah for that! Utah has dedicated their largest corn maze to New Moon which comes out in November. The Deseret News reports that two giant mazes called "Team Edward" and "Team Jacob" will open to the public on September 24th and close on October 31st. Maybe Utah is trying to get all of Twitwards in one place, so that they can trap t...

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