I love you, Kylie

No one buys your music - but no one hates you. How do you do it?Ah, Kylie (left). You are so great. New album, new single, new tour, new movie, new, lovely interviews, displaying your pluck and your girl-next-door appeal, new lovely portraits displaying your darling face and darling bottom.You are such a success at everything you do. But you are a mystery, too. I don't think I've ever met anyone who would actually buy one of your myriad offerings (even a gay person), any more than I've ever met...

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