In Other Foreskin News....

While Oprah loves smearing foreskin on her face, Taylor Swift wants nothing to do with it. We finally know the real reason why Taylor Swift and Harry Styles broke up. It's not because he has the face-sucking skills of a slimy garden wanderer or because she wouldn't put out.  It's because Harry was sick of Taylor whining at him to get circumcised. Taylor did not like the fact that his dick looks E.T. going for an undercover bike ride. A completely reliable source who totally isn...

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