Jessica Simpson Can't Believe Her Daddy Loves The Peen
I took my gaydar to the Geek Squad yesterday, because the stupid, cheap thing didn't shoot out a stream of sparkly unicorn jizz every time I looked at a picture of Papa Joe. I guess Jessica Simpson was right behind me in line, because Radar says that she was as shocked as me to find out that Papa Joe loves the peen even though the signs were all there (huge example: that Revlon Frost & Glow hair).
Papa Joe and Tina Simpson both filed to divorce each other's ass yesterday and The Nation...
Perez Hilton — Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's family has seen their fair share of drama, but we never saw THIS coming!
Their parents are getting a divorce and sources say it's because Joe... more info
Perez Hilton — It's official!
A rep has confirmed that Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's parents, Tina and Joe Simpson, have filed for divorce.
As the news of the split leaked, peeps "close... more info
Pop Crunch — Joe and Tina Simpson, parents of stars Jessica and Ashlee Simpson, are divorcing. Tina, 52, filed for divorce in McLennan County, Texas last month. She cites “discord o... more info
ContactMusic — Jessica Simpson's parents have filed for divorce. Joe and Tina Simpson - who are also parents to Jessica's sister Ashlee Simpson - have ''amicably... more info
ContactMusic — Jessica Simpson's parents are to divorce after mother Tina filed papers in Texas last month. Eschewing the traditional "'irreconcilable differences"... more info
Perez Hilton — His rep might be denyin' it, but Joe Simpson's alleged gay confession still has everyone talking!
And that's because a lot of people aren't buying his rep's statement!
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Dlisted — I took my gaydar to the Geek Squad yesterday, because the stupid, cheap thing didn't shoot out a stream of sparkly unicorn jizz every time I looked at a picture of P... more info
E! Online — Jessica Simpson's parents are calling it quits.
Tina and Joe Simpson have officially filed for divorce after 34 years of marriage, a publicist for the couple confirmed ... more info