Jessica Simpsons Boozes The Pregnancy Rumors Away

Either Jessica Simpson is a considerate mother-to-be who wants to turn her womb into a non-stop booze party, or she's completely fetus free. Papa Joe has already asked Jessica to pee pee on a stick (that visual is illegal in most states so proceed with caution) so that he can tell the media with complete confidence that she is not knocked up, but some have remained skeptical. But Page Six says that Jessica drowned that rumor in a glass full of tequila at Stanton Social in NYC on Tuesday nig...

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