Joe The Plumber Wants To Be A Country Star

Samuel the Unlicensed Plumber aka Joe the Plumber is looking to extend his 15-seconds and he's hired three managers to help him with his "brand." One of his new PR whores said, "He's had a deluge of requests. Right now we're just planning on getting him through the week. There's going to be life far beyond the election for Joe the Plumber." The spokeswhore went on babble that Joe would really love to get into country music, "Joe is a hard-core country music fan, and he can ca...

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