John Mayer's Wish Granted

John Mayer was tinkling on his Twitter today and asked for a wish. John wrote, "It would be fun, just once, to catch the cover of a weekly tabloid and see the headline "John Mayer Nails Solo to 'Wheel!'" So that prompted OK! Magazine to get on their knees, pull down his chonies and lick that taint by posting John's dream cover on their website. OK! and John will be married next week. OK! will get pregnant the week after. Jennifer Aniston will shoot OK! dead two weeks after that. B...

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