John's Shitty Reason For Canceling Euro Tour!

This morning, John Mayer's team announced that the douchey singer wouldn't be finishing his European tour as he fell victim to a "mysterious illness." We were genuinely concerned. We thought he was actually very ill. Then we heard what his affliction was… Diarrhea!!! Yeah, that's right! That's all! Doesn't that just stink??? Wuss! Sources are reporting that John allegedly fled [...]

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