Kanye West Is Not Mad, He's Lazy

Why does Kanye West only type in CAPS on his blog? He's not screaming at you, he's just lazy. In one of his blog posts today, Kanye explains: I USE ALL CAPS CAUSE I'M LAZY NOT MAD. I TYPE WITH ONE HAND AND HOLD THE PHONE WITH THE OTHER. And his left foot is remixing music, his right foot is bottle feeding newborn kittens and his ass cheeks are knitting sweaters for homeless children. Kanye is so busy. SQUID BRAINS, please. You know what he's doing with that other hand. I'...

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07:44 on November 23 2008

Pop review: Kanye West: 808s & Heartbreaks

Guardian Music — A duller artist would have reacted to the death of his mother and the loss of his girlfriend with a slew of saccharine ballads. Instead, urban magpie Kanye West has forsa... more info

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14:10 on November 23 2008

Kanye West â€œ808s & Heartbreakâ€ Review

Culture Bully — [by Chris DeLine] In three months Kanye West has stirred up a ridiculous level of hysteria surrounding 808s & Heartbreak, putting the album’s hype on par with any other... more info

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16:04 on November 23 2008