Katy Perry + Skeet Skeet

I bought a NOOK while I was in Dallas. I used to be a smart dude. Read a lot. Knew a lot. More importantly, understood a lot. Etc. Then I started napping and DJing and drinking and stopped reading and exercising and etc. And I became stupider and fatter and it really wasn't the best look for me. Which brings me back to the NOOK. I bought it. Was like, "I'm gonna start reading again!" Subscribed to The New York Times. And oh my dear sweet goodness, people are so unfathomably mean. Murders and ass...

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