Katy Perry Has Some Sort Of Skeeve Fetish

Santa Claus is not amused. That Tweet should have cancelled Christmas. Katy Perry brought John Mayer home for the holidays to meet her parents. That's no gift. I'd rather have rabies in my stocking. He looks like he has hasn't seen the inside of a shower for five days. She should swap out the whipped cream shooters in her tits for shower gel ones and hose his skank ass down! The New York Daily News (via People) sez that Mayer really wanted to meet Katy's parents. No one wants...

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