Let's sack all rock critics and replace them with cartoons

There are too many timid types in music journalism these days, which is why we need cartoon characters that can savage bands with just one brutal sentenceWe all hate rock critics, don't we? Grrr! Well, actually, it's a bit more complex than that. Thanks to the Balkanised spatchcockery of the internet we can all come together to hate music journalists in our own special and distinctive ways. Please choose one or more of the following: The top five reasons to hate music journalists 1) One of them ...

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