Lindsay Lohan Is Free At Last (Sort Of)

Wearing teal pants that made it look like she's smuggling Cisco Adler's family jewels in her crotch, Lindsay Lohan sashayed into court in L.A. today for what could be her last date with Judge Stephanie. After being on probation for a million eternities, LiLo finally did enough community service for the California Justice System to say: "Okay, now it looks like you're not totally fisting us in the ass without Crisco." Judge Stephanie gave LiLo a pat on the freckled taint by saying ...

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